Sir is in a terrifyingly silly mood today oh man
Sir took me on a real date today and then He tried to play it cool like it wasn’t. How cute lol
changed my URL so glove bitch won’t stalk me.
Sir is forever embarrassing me omg
If you chew with your mouth open or talk with your mouth full there’s a 99% chance I hate you.
Omg Sir was totally just doing both of these and I thought it was cute
Oh god He’s here and has touched me so now I need f to go to bed omg
I’m really just like plz god let Sir want me tonight oh man
5 dollars and two cigarettes. Don’t forget
Watching gremlins 2 and Sir is about to be home!